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I am Valerie. Mireya is the Catwoman to my Batman.

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She is the biggest pain in the ass sometimes but i love her a lot.

istolefrommarcjacobs:

I, ____, take you, ____, to be my lawfully wedded hunty, to slay and to drag, from this day forward, for snatched, for filth, in slayage and in reading, until this gig do us part

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

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bionichute:

people who don’t want waluigi in smash 4

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candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

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