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I am Valerie. Mireya is the Catwoman to my Batman.

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oddfuturephil:

rubee:

gays—-anatomy:

"Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?

Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?

I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”

only gambino song i fuck with tbh

wow he sure is hungry

no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

i’m hip

vinebox:

When bae’s not in the mood.

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

(Source: theone8888)

fer1972:

This is not Trash. These are Paintings Carved on Wood by Tom Pfannerstill

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.