On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion
I’m tired of biting my lip why don’t you come over here and do it for me
We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish.
& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves.
See you in Valhalla my friend.
Sail, Ragnar. Sail.
kitten wiggles ears while eating
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one